Moviegoers to be Subjected to More Vampire Flicks

Warner Bros. has just acquired Blood Wars, said to be a radical reinvention of vampire mythology. Imagine Entertainment is producing the film where “vampires have control of the world and humans are their slaves. But humans infiltrate the vampire army and plan a rebellion.” Is it just me, or does this sound like anything but a “radical reinvention”. In my modest opinion, movie and television studios have sucked all the blood out of the genre and left it an empty, flaccid vessel. I’m sorry to break the news to you Dracula, but it’s over. You bite people and suck their blood, I get it. And even when you’re living in the deep south and shove allegory down our throats, you still bite people and drink blood. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

“True Blood”, “Vampire Diaries”, “Twilight”, “The Hunger”, “Bite Me” – I’ve had enough. PLEASE STOP MAKING THIS GARBAGE!



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